Showing posts with label College. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Bright College Days
I've started college. I also spent several months in the hospital for heart failure. But no matter, I'm onto my second week of school and so far it's much better than high school. I'll update more later once I'm done studying for math.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
I am a Greedy Nerd
Hello, internet.
I was on a walk with Ammamay* and the Nami dog when I came across an interesting fact about myself.
I hoard knowledge. I love to learn things. I mean, the most fun I have is generally when learning things, but I don't want to do anything with that knowledge, I just want to learn stuff.
This is a bad thing, I think.
'Scholar' is no longer a proper career option and I'm not sure it ever was a career option for us nerd ladies, anyway. I don't have a bunch of brilliant ideas all of the time. I have problems with applying math to my science*. I am, quite often, an idiot.
Q:Where does this leave me?
A1:A part-time job that pays for endless tuition!
A2:TENURED PROFESSORSHIP![YEAH, RIGHT!(...idiot *facepalm*)]
A3:Doesn't matter become a librarian and work on my post-grad psychology courses while "workin' the shelves".
A4:I don't know, I'm not sure if I'll ever know. Some sort of alternative lifestyle that involves the romanticized ideal of a traveling renaissance youth, who travels and gains wisdom eternally young.**
A5:Become half of a married bank-robbing duo. Die by being shot during a car chase by the kind of gun that I, myself, use during robberies.***
The truth is-I have no idea how my life will go, or what curveballs it will throw at me(ooo, a baseball metaphor! *rolls eyes*). I don't know if everything will go according to plan. To clear things up a bit, I choose Option 3 as of this moment in time.
Here's to our bright futures!
Ag
*My dear Mother
**I'm not that clouded by my dreams, although it sounds like fun.
***Hehe.
"Oh, soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. "
I was on a walk with Ammamay* and the Nami dog when I came across an interesting fact about myself.
I hoard knowledge. I love to learn things. I mean, the most fun I have is generally when learning things, but I don't want to do anything with that knowledge, I just want to learn stuff.
This is a bad thing, I think.
'Scholar' is no longer a proper career option and I'm not sure it ever was a career option for us nerd ladies, anyway. I don't have a bunch of brilliant ideas all of the time. I have problems with applying math to my science*. I am, quite often, an idiot.
Q:Where does this leave me?
A1:A part-time job that pays for endless tuition!
A2:TENURED PROFESSORSHIP![YEAH, RIGHT!(...idiot *facepalm*)]
A3:Doesn't matter become a librarian and work on my post-grad psychology courses while "workin' the shelves".
A4:I don't know, I'm not sure if I'll ever know. Some sort of alternative lifestyle that involves the romanticized ideal of a traveling renaissance youth, who travels and gains wisdom eternally young.**
A5:Become half of a married bank-robbing duo. Die by being shot during a car chase by the kind of gun that I, myself, use during robberies.***
The truth is-I have no idea how my life will go, or what curveballs it will throw at me(ooo, a baseball metaphor! *rolls eyes*). I don't know if everything will go according to plan. To clear things up a bit, I choose Option 3 as of this moment in time.
Here's to our bright futures!
Ag
*My dear Mother
**I'm not that clouded by my dreams, although it sounds like fun.
***Hehe.
"Oh, soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. "
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